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handful of quotes from my first semester, for relaxation during a session ;-)


Makieła MA, English

• student asked about something from the English response is uncertain, based on his chin and covers her hand accidentally mouth. Lectors reply: "But Sir, please remove your hand from my mouth because I do not understand!"

Dr. Mitręga, economics

• "How are you borrowing from abroad, it must be repaid according to the currency and not just any old zimbabwe-mickey-mouse-money ... "

• " Politicians are people thinking more about their own interests than about himself. "

Dr. Balcerowicz-Shipwright, mathematics

• Dear Doctor at the end of the lecture gave an example of the derivatives that caused among all students and the peaceful jęknięcia stęknięcia. When she heard this she replied:

"Oh, dear students, it is not malicious example, is a joyous example of the end of the lecture "


prof. EU PhD. Kubok, philosophy (my master of the semester, but apparently some guy with a German can compete with him)

• translating one of the paradoxes of Zeno of Elea

"For example, draw a segment. * Draws a section on the board * Of course what I drew a section is not, because he is crooked as hell, but for example, assume that this is a stretch. "

• Explaining the philosophy of Anaxagoras (NUS - mind, soul, strength moving) and the difference between the nature of the transcendent and the transcendental:

"Nature transcendent is like something that is beyond reality, but the nature of the transcendental is like traveling outside of this reality, in keeping with these definitions: "nus" according to Anaxagoras is gone beyond reality. "

• wondering aloud how to say nice prostitute:

Student: "a woman of loose morals?"
Professor: "Maybe the woman with lowered inhibitions poiomie ... nice, right? "

• Giving an example to the theory maniheizmu (existence of good and evil forces that are still fighting the world for man):

"Besides, the theory maniheizmu see, for example in films such Lord of the Ring, we have these evil, Mordor, and this is kurduple ... halflings - as good. This is evident also in the colors, the white old man ..."

• The philosophy of St. Augustine:

"Each of us probably finds that evil exists, and if God is good and created the world in his likeness is where this evil, the murder, lying, cheating in a moment ... * * think about movies on Polsat. "

• Explaining relativism:

"A knife can be good, can be used to spread sandwiches but can also be used to kill someone ... for example, Załęże. "

• Besides, the last lecture before the oral test grading

" Many faces I see here the first time, so even though they are addressing the latter may be present: , my name is Mark and I teach you Kubok this semester philosophy. "


mgr Tomasz Adamczyk, CW Computer

• Tomasz Adamczyk (P) fits the needs of practice with excel name the three cities, starting from Katowice and writes, "Katowice" in what a colleague Gumiś (G):

(G) - Katowice large.
(P) - Well, let the Lord will be ... * Improves and goes on: Katowice, Myslowice, Sosnowiec *
(I) - a small Sosnowiec.
(P with a slight smile on his face) - you'd better cancel it.

guest is said to be from Sosnowiec XD


Dr. Kubicka, management

• "I had never studied management, but more or less know what it is."

• lecturer Dr. Kubicka quite chaotic and boring, and therefore that no one could take notes, listen, and basically everyone always had it somewhere, so people were talking and it was quite loud. Therefore, we tried to calm down several times during a lecture the same sentence:

"But please state your attention! * Total olewka from students * Exactly."

• "My impression is that the state have a huge desire to talk to each other, please go to an event after school or on Tuesday before Wednesday."

• A Now I will try to say something interesting. "

taken from a forum, some dude from the German *

• " Generally, you must believe in some form of cross (...). As for me, you can believe in a Phillips screwdriver. "

• -" You heard that, the less a man knows, this is happier? "
  -" A cactus is also happy. "

* thanks to Sebastian 4 groups

As I recall something to throw, but it's all ;-) I often note the golden mean

XD Edit:
By Gregory Pawlikowi Kuboka another quote:

• "You do not have to deal rather with the philosophy during his life, because in high school probably did not teach . But perhaps you have managed to lick something already in this field of science as a child eklerka ... through the glass for the Commune. "